Ruby: Mama, can I ask a question?
Me: Always.
Ruby: If pink is for girl babies, and blue for boy babies, is purple for hermaphrodites?
Me: More violet than purple I believe.
Ruby: OK.
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Southerner. Woman. Berkeleyite. Mutt.
Where it's always midnight at the oasis
21 February 2009 @ 12:44 pm
02 February 2009 @ 09:18 am
DH: I ran up this hill during Bay to Breakers
Me: As Peter Pan.
DH: No, I was the Green Arrow - everyone thought I was Peter Pan.
Me: You must have looked gay.
Ruby: This year just go as Wendy.
31 January 2009 @ 11:38 am
Me: I am responsible for picking out a book for my bookclub Monday.
Ruby: What about Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
Me: I need a MATURE book, these are MATURE people.
Ruby: But you read it and liked it.
Me: But if you haven't noticed, I can be immature.
Ruby: We've ALL noticed that mom.
Ruby: What about Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
Me: I need a MATURE book, these are MATURE people.
Ruby: But you read it and liked it.
Me: But if you haven't noticed, I can be immature.
Ruby: We've ALL noticed that mom.
01 May 2007 @ 08:40 am
Mom, you are like a star in the sky.
You never lie.
But you like to do the tango.
You like mango.
You like shopping,
but not bobbing.
<3
(Shopping? My sister says real poets sacrifice truth for rhyme ;) ).
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