If only people would park between the white lines.
It really isn't that hard, even I can.
And know that in no parking lot in the USofA
is a SUV considered a compact car.
You Lexus and Volvo station wagons,
are pushing the limits of "compact" too.

And I realize that a woman may not want to put
her naked butt where another butt once was.
So lift the damn lid and you guys please aim better.
Puddles of pee on the toilet are yucky.
And most importantly "if it is yellow let it mellow"
does not apply to public bathrooms.

And NO I will not buy a magazine subscription
to send you and your friends to Europe.
Don't look at me as if I deprived you.
I haven't gone either.
When I get to go then I might then buy one
but from someone less snotty.

Furthermore bicyclists...you aren't pedestrians.
If you want to roll with the big guys,
obey the laws we big guys have to.